Got this little piece of awesomeness from David Hartline's blog. As someone who enthusiastically collects anti-Catholic propaganda, this has to be one of the awesomest accusations I have ever seen from Reformation.org (I'm printing the highlights below):
Russian Patriarch Alexy II—the Pope of the Russian Orthodox Church—died suddenly of poisoning on November 5, 2008...That's right, kids. If you look more like St. Peter than he does, Pope Benedict will KILL you.
Patriarch Alexy II was the Pope of the Greek church, and his position was equivalent to that of the Pope of the Latin church...
Memorial services for the poisoned Patriarch were held at Christ the Saviour Cathedral in Moscow on December 9, 2008...
Obviously Te Deum's (sic) are being sung and there is great rejoicing at the Vatican over the downfall of the leader of their millenarian enemy—the Russian Orthodox church...
Both the Black Pope (my note: the Superior General of the Jesuits) and White Pope (my note: B16) were ALARMED by the resurgence of the Russian Orthodox church after 70 years of communism...
Obviously there is not enough room in the world for 3 Popes!!
The Russian Pope also had a beard which made him look more like St. Peter than the other 2 Popes!!(emphasis mine)
President-elect Obama's mentor and guru is Polish born Zbigniew Brzezinski.
Brzezinski was the éminence grise behind the Papacy of Pope John Paul II and is an extreme Russophobe and hater of all things Russian.
An Obama Presidency will mean only one thing: WAR WITH RUSSIA!!
This conspiracy theory involving the Catholic and Orthodox Churches may be my new favorite, toppling the one about how the Vatican invented Communism to take out the Russian Church.
By the way, let me point out that as a mindless automaton of the Pope, I am never offended by these things. They always seem to bring a little spark of hilarity to my day.
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