Barack Obama And Benny Hinn?

Hinn once referred to himself as "a little messiah walking the earth." Obama has been lavished with messianic support from various media representatives. Both of their real first names end in a "k"(Benny's real name is "Toufik"). These two parallels would seem unconvincing and unconnected, save for a third and most shocking phenomenon that has come to be associated with both men: Bodies Hitting The Floor:

And, to make the connection clear, from the A Face Like The Face Of Robert Tilton Without The Horns files, here's Sith Lord Hinn himself, doing what one pundit has accurately described as "using his God-given powers of the Force to beat the crap out of the faithful."