Speculations have flown recently as to whether or not Mitt Romney is a robot, or at the very least, a cylon. Skeptics find his unmoveable hair(piece) a bit too unmoveable, and his general appearance generally a bit too polished, even for a Mormon. We here at Apoloblogology think that his graying sidewalls were perhaps designed to conjure in the minds of the electorate images of Mister Fantastic himself, Reed Richards.
Added to my own severe speculation is a bit of milder speculation, which I'm going to go ahead and claim as an endorsement of my theories about the makeup of Mitt Rombot.
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