Beginning now and continuing until the Illusory Leader Of The Free World is elected the morning of November 5, we will be hosting a corrective poll that hopefully provides more insight into the mind of the American voter than the bogus ones that the mainstream media puts out all the time.
When the mainstream media puts out poll questions, they usually have two to three questions on them, which are broad and general, and often answered grudgingly. Our poll consists of 36 questions, tailored not only to discern whom particular pollees want to vote for, but also to give insight into reasons for voting.
Whereas other polls might ask questions like "Do you think Barack Obama has enough experience to lead the country," a terrible yes or no question that gives zero insight into anything, our poll gives much fairer options.
We intend to accommodate those disenfranchised voters who have been squashed by the Spiral of Silence with response options such as "I'm voting for John McCain because Sarah Palin is a hottie," "Ron Paul's out but I'm voting for him anyway," "I'm voting for Barack Obama because John McCain is the Antichrist," and "I'm voting Libertarian because you can't take my guns away." Questions such as these give true documentary insight into the mind of the American voter, insight that is denied us by the lousy polls that the faux sociologists and political scientists market to the media.
The poll is located on the right sidebar of this blog just below the picture of me staring disappointedly at a gasoline pump. It will remain there until the electoral dust settles. Encourage everyone you know to vote. I predict that with the proper amount of participation, Apoloblogology will be able to tell you who the next president is before CNN does.
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