I Will Have Myself Some Nightmares

George Bush was "gonna spread freedom" too. Everybody duck!

It's a cross between Napoleon Dynamite and Children of the Corn. The bongos make it harder to classify.

What's creepier? Children taking part in this, hand motions and all, or parents who force their children to take part in this? VH1 has a documentary on their hands some fifteen years in the future, if we all outlive the Mayan apocalypse.

Removal of the top part of my skull to Mark Shea.