I must say, I'm slightly surprised at some of the results of our political accuracy poll. 18% of you seem to think that Barack Obama is the Antichrist, and 4% of you think the Lawless Man will turn out to be John McCain. That's a fairly telling statistic, since by the standards of Matthew 24:24, McCain seems to be deceiving a larger percentage of "the elect." Basically, the consensus is that we have a 1 in 4 chance of Jesus coming back by 2012, which is what the Mayans have been saying all along.
Also, I appreciate the raw honesty of the 4% of you that are voting for John McCain because Sarah Palin is a hottie. She certainly has more sex appeal than Joe Biden, but then again, so does the nail dystrophy on my pinky toe. And I wish to express some solidarity with the 9% of you who think it would be hilarious if the first woman president was a Republican. Who doesn't have at least a little Hillary baggage?
Joe Schriner, my personal favorite candidate in the mix, is holding steady with 18% of your support. That's an improvement of roughly 17.999% over his performance in the 2004 elections.
In all, here's the leaderboard:
McCain: 71%If you feel your candidate is underrepresented, as I do, feel free to pay people to vote for your guy, just like they do in the primaries.
Schriner: 18%
Barr: 9%
Baldwin: 8%
Obama: 4%
Paul: 4%
The extensive poll remains on the right sidebar under the "About Me" section.
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