Stephen Baldwin has followed the example of Chuck Norris and endorsed Republican Mike Huckabee for president. Upon hearing this, a thousand hardcore Christian skaters who weren't going to show up at the voting booths anyway finally exhaled. When asked about why he was throwing his hat in Huckabee's ring, Baldwin said that Huckabee's platform was especially relevant to today's cultural malaise because:
"a big part of what's wrong with the country is morals and values and things like that."I have a theory. That theory is that Mike Huckabee isn't actually running for president. I have no idea what he's actually doing, but I think that on some level, it's pure genius. If you can get Stephen Baldwin, Chuck Norris, and John Hagee to think you're awesome, you've accomplished something far more hilarious than the presidency. I really hope Huckabee sticks this race out, because he remains for me an evergreen source of comedic brilliance.
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