Thursday, January 3, 2008

Stephen Hawking To Decieve An Audience Of Millions



Falsely admired Earthling betrayer Stephen Hawking will be hosting a new series of shows this summer, explaining his perfectly bosh reasons as to why the universe is the way it is, and why we should all hop into a spaceship and move to another part of it. The series is called "Stephen Hawking: Master of the Universe," and, given the pretentiousness of the title, will probably establish him as a God figure for the Philip Pullmanites who currently have no one to fill that sucking void in their own paradigms.

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